Virus I`m gonna beat you

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VIRUS VIRUS... BUGS

Many years ago before our forefathers came to this great country of Canada, they had to deal with deadly bugs. Bugs as in crippling the host body to the extent it would boil, fester, heat up or kill the body. A grizzly sight for most people back then. But the life expectancy would be short, very short, approx 30 years. This biological invasion was soon eradicated or halted by the wonderful world of scientists and the medical community.

Now we live in another world, another time, where the biological virus is giving way to the electronic one in replication and harm it creates to the host mind. I talking about approx 60094 common electronic viruses that are available to assault your electronic communication medium, the home/business computer.

I have had enough of this nonsense.

After spending countless hours reconfiguring computer systems, wiping out the bugs, putting antivirus software in place, I have had it. I want to be a BUG. Not just an ordinary bug, but a biological/electronic virus that would infiltrate the writer/programmer of this crap.

My first function as a virus in the programmer's body would be multifaceted. First I would travel down the groin area and kick the stuffing out of the area. Make the programmer think twice about having to go to the bathroom. Then I would proceed to the stomach area. This would be interesting. I would cause a bleeding ulcer to occur along with acid reflux. This would make them think "Oh MY God". Well that’s what I feel when I see what they have done to some systems.

Next I would travel up to  the throat area and cause it to swell up and choke off the vital resources they need to survive. Resources like  oxygen, food and water, much like the hard drive crying for more space and speed to operate.

Yes being a bug to virus programmers would be a fulfilling role. Hehehehehe. LOLOLOL

But seriously, do you not think that these poor pathetic losers who write this nonsense, using the very same operating system they contaminate, should be tracked , hunted down and severely punished??