I take no credit for this Joke . I felt it was ammusing. Please do not take offence for it is a lighthearted comment.

Q:  How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light
 bulb?

 A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?  Because no one else in this
 house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb
 is BURNED OUT!!

 

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they  figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to  find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME  CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God,  actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to  change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! 

 

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!

 BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T  ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT  THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!  AND DON'T  EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .

I'm sorry. What was the question?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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